Apparently, if you’re not from the flawless, beautiful, picturesque state of perfection known as California, you don’t have real beaches.
My California friends don’t seem to realize that there are other people around the country (and world) that live quite contently even though they don’t permanently reside in California. These people go about their day walking the dog, going to work, and hanging out with friends. They sometimes have to put on a light jacket, but they still find happiness in life! INCREDIBLE!
Some Californians refuse to accept this. Such arrogance was shown when I told one of my Golden State friends that I was going back to Michigan to celebrate the 4th of July on the beach.
“You know that’s not a real beach right?”
I’ll show you what a real beach is. Cue the video: